I’ve been a huge Coldplay fan for years, back to Parachutes days. Unfortunately, this is the first album they’ve released that I’ve just hated - it’s boring and really lackluster, and can be summed up with the three words “She left me.” While Snow Patrol’s songwriter used a relationship breakup to fuel some of their best music, Ghost Stories makes me wish Chris Martin stayed in bed for another few weeks before trying to write songs again.