Submitted by Damien on
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There are a huge range of reasons why you should vote for Harris/Walz in 2024:
1. That nobody is above the law, except for all the people who are above the law who are saying that nobody is above the law.
2. That the law of the land, the Constitution, doesn't really matter and that she's above the constitution.
3. That elected officials shouldn't be elected.
4. That theft is ok, is a normal part of life, and you should just let people take whatever they want from you.
5. That the government should pay people to move to the country illegally, be given vast sums of money, free rent and utilities anywhere in the country that they want, all because the immigration process is just so hard (pouty face), and there's all this land around that hasn't been turned into cities yet.
6. That everyone should have the right of free speech, but only if they say things you agree with, otherwise the government needs to just shut that down.
7. That you should have the right to personal freedom, but not the right to protect yourself, that's for the police to do, you're just too clumsy.
8. That you should have the right to medical freedom, that medical decisions should be between you and your doctor, but if the CEO of a medical company goes on TV to says something is bad then the doctor should loose their license and you’re a bad person for believing them.
9. That you're not paying enough taxes.
10. That we shouldn't look at ways of reducing costs, we should only increase expenses and kick the can on how to afford the expenses later on.
11. That the solution to any problem is to hire ten more people and have more committees.
12. That child brides are bad, and female genital mutilation is bad, but child bodily mutilation is ok.
13. That parents should have no say in what happen's to their children, that only state officials or other people in authority should have that right.
14. That book-definition mental disorders are features to be promoted and encouraged.
15. That the deep state is kinda cool.
16. That people shouldn't be allow to farm, because farming is bad.
17. That the government should be able to just march into someone's house to make sure they're not doing anything inappropriate.
18. That we need more wars, and need to provoke other countries into starting wars with us and our allies so that we can then be righteous in declaring war against the countries we provoked.
19. That noble lies are a good thing.
And finally..
20. That sleeping with someone to get a foothold in your career is the responsible thing to do.
Bonus:
21. You hate the color orange.